Joke of the Day

Student: Sir, kumusta po ang grades ko??
Teacher: aba iha! Kasing ganda ng buhok mo..
Student: talaga po? Wow naman!..
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Teacher: ou, parang bagong rebond.. BAGSAK NA BAGSAK

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3 on an Island

There were three guys on an island, lets call them 1,2, and 3. they were on the brink of death when 1 found a lamp with a genie in it.

The genie tells them to get 10 of the same fruit and then come back to him.3 returns first with apples. The genie tells him okay shove these 10 apples up your butt and if you do not change your facial expression ill get you off this island. So he starts 1,2,3,4,5 then he yells in pain so he is stuck on the island forever.2 returns with berries and the genie tells him the same thing.

So he begins 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then he starts cracking up laughing, so he is punished by being stranded on the island forever. while 1 is testing his talent 3 asks 2
"Why did you start laughing, you were so close?!" 2 said" i saw 1 had pineapples!"

When I was a KID:

Pussy meant CAT,
Sex meant GENDER,
Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
Dick was a NAME,
BJ was a NICK-NAME,
Bang was a SOUND,
Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
Ass was an ANIMAL,
Tit was a SNACK,
But Now -

Everything is just Damn Complicated.?
Like iF you agree! / Comment "NO" if you don't.

BRA

Anak: Dad im fifteen na, pwde nb ko mg-bra?
Dad: Di pwede!
Anak: But Dad, all my friends wear bra na..
Dad: Tigilan mo ko RENATO! Baka pisain ko itlog mo!

Lumubog ang barko
Pari: San Pedro! San Jose! San Juan!
Madre: Sta Maria! Sta Clara! Sta. Lucia!...
Intsik: Anu beyan! Lubok na nga bahko tawak tawak pa kayo ng pasahero!!

wahahahahaha laking bobo talaga ng insik.